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Inspirational Stories
  He got the job...

An elderly couple retired to the countryside - to a small isolated cottage overlooking some rugged and rocky Heathland.One early morning the wom...

 
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Funny Quotes
 Catch a man a fish

“Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity”

-Karl Ma...

 
 Whales only get harpooned ....

“Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface, and turtles can only move forward when they stick their neck out, but investors ...

 
 No plan can prevent a stupid person ...

“No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time —but a good plan should keep a ...

 
 We dont have a monopoly......

“We dont have a monopoly. We have market share. Theres a difference”
- Steve Ballmer

 
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Funny Images
Brain Teasers
 Three Switches Downstairs

There are three switches downstairs. Each corresponds to one of the three light bulbs in the attic. You can turn the switches on and off and leave them in any position.


How would you identify which switch corresponds to which light bulb, if you are only allowed one trip upstairs?

 
 A square medieval castle on a square island

A square medieval castle on a square island is under siege. All around the castle there is a square moat 10 meters wide. Due to a regrettable miscalculation the raiders have brought footbridges, which are only 9.5 meters long. The invaders cannot abandon their campaign and return empty-handed.


How can the assailants resolve their predicament?

 
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Management Jokes
 Young Businessman

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you? "

The man said,  "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

 
 Tom had this problem of getting ...

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

 
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