Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
Catch a man a fish
“Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity”
-Karl Marx
No plan can prevent a stupid person ...
“No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time —but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.”
-Charles Erwin Wilson
We dont have a monopoly......
“We dont have a monopoly. We have market share. Theres a difference”
- Steve Ballmer
Whales only get harpooned ....
“Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface, and turtles can only move forward when they stick their neck out, but investors face risk no matter what they do.”
- Charles A. Jaffe